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Movie Name

    Grade    

Comments

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

B-

Yes, it's Star Wars to the movies again. But geez, what is with all that makeup on the queen's face? Just frankly, the movie was all right. But was it all the hype? Hell no!! What happen to the fight scenes? What happen to the punchless Darth Maul? What happen to nifty hero victory at the end? Quite frankly, I rather watch Entrapment for a second time!

Entrapment

A-

Catherine Zeta-Jones. May I say more? ....Ok, I guess I have to. Well actaully, come on....Catherine with Sean Connery??? Got to do better than that. Much better than that. Ehh...the movie was good. It's about thiefs stealing art and money and blah blah blah. Sounds like my secret life, eh??

Shakespeare in Love

A

Gweneth Palthrow (yes I know I misspelled it somewhere!!) was very extradinory in her role as a woman in the Elizabethian Era. Judi Dench played very well as the queen. I would recommend this film to anyone that enjoys Shakespeare and to those that don't think of him as "all that." Like me, for instance.

The Matrix

B

First of all, Keanu Reeves does not know kung-fu. Second of all, what kind plot is that? Third, very slow and confusing beginning. But I guess it's all made up with a strong ending and cool graphics.

10 Things I Hate About You

B-

What the hell are the ten things? Stupid drinking and stupid high school popularity crap. But hey, it was hilarious.

Patch Adams

B+

First, the bad: Robin Williams going after a rude, young woman. He never studies in med. school but gets good grades. He acts stupid. Ok, the good: same as above.

The Prince of Egypt

B

Animation remake of "The Ten Commandments." I rather watch that one, but movie wasn't that bad. Stolen ticket may be the reason!

A Bug's Life

A

This is animation is filled with great graphics and fights between those damn small bugs.

Enemy of the State

A-

Will Smith finally breaks open a carrer perforance. Good for him. Gene Hackman. He's still good. But too old. This movie has great action and is very entertaining for the brain.

The Siege

B-

Not bad, but the siege in the movie was too low a point.

A Night at the Roxbury

C+

Saturday Night Live can't get much worse than this.

Holy Man

C+

Come on, Eddie Murphy is better than this.

Rush Hour

A-

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan: da bomb! Entertaining and funny!!

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